So, I’m crying
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
Is that a tiger kitten?! He looks like something Disney dreamed up.
"i’m dreaming of a white christmas" i sing to myself in the 30 degree australian heat
As an American, and an engineer, I can tell you I prefer your 30 degrees to our 30 degrees.
today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table
ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)
and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air
like you can think i’m lying, i would, but
ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS
A very Merry Christmas to all my wonderful friends & followers! Be safe and enjoy the day with your friends and family.
liking someone who is already in a relationship
Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship
Liking someone who doesn’t like you back
Liking someone who doesn’t exist.
this easily became the best thing on tumblr
got a message saying ‘dont friendzone me?’
said ‘no problem i’m not even interested in friending you’
My god that man is fabulous